Without Using a Condom

By Peter S. Quinn

(The Pope holds in his hand a condom
and is about to give a speech on its use.
People are waiting with anticipation below):

"What would you do what would you really say?
If I gave permission to use one like this
Would you consider or just walk away
Life is a wonderful key in its bliss

Oh I get by without ever trying some
Oh I get high I know where babies are from
I'm going to continue without the condom

What would you do when love is at first sight?
Would you just worry or be all alone
Live without a concern on to the light
Life is pleasure and its own steeping-stone

Yes I get by without using the condom
Because I know where all babies are from
I'm going to continue without trying some

Do I need to put it on?
No I do not have a penis
Do I need to try it on?
No there is no need for this

Would you consider following my ways
Just make it always happening to you
Follow your love whatever it all pays
Being uncertain what might become true

Oh I get by without ever trying some
Oh I get high I know where babies are from
I'm going to continue without the condom

Do I need to put it on?
No I do not have a penis
Do I need to try it on?
No there is no need for this

Yes I get by without using the condom
I'm going to continue without trying some
No I get by without using the condom
Because I know where all babies are from
Without using the condom…"

(Some women are heard saying,
as His Holiness leaves the balcony:
I guess he is right! Yes, he is right!
Why aren’t all men born like this!)

(Parody to "With A Little Help From My Friends ")

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--> The poem appeared on www.poemhunter.com/peter-s-quinn

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