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Parteien zur Bundestagswahl 2017

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Das neueste CDU-Wahlplakat

TTIP Leseraum

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Neulich im Bundeswirtschaftsministerium

From Brussels... With Love

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Perhaps only James Bond could disarm it this time? :)

Ehrenzold

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It's all just for fun :)

Opium fuers Volk

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"Nastrowje"!

Gajus Marcus Zuckerberg

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Veni, Vidi, Vici(ous)

Vive l atome

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Noch ein Betonkopf...

Nuclear Eggs

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There's always a surprise contained in these...

Unbemannte Raumfahrt

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Bisher noch nicht offizielle Endlagerkonzeption

Paketbombenalarm

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... Alternativtitel.. "Heiligabend überm Reichstag"

Saunawagen

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It's not a scandal. It's a feature!

Octopaul

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Unser guter Krake Paul hat nun seine künstlerische Ader entdeckt, und gibt Tipps ab sofort nur noch auf höhere Kreative Weise wieder.

MC Orbit

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This is my suggestion how American Spacetravelling could be made more attractive. :)

Kapitale Mücke

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Aus der Rubrik: Fehler im Gesundheits- und Sonstigem Wesen

Bundesraeumstandarte

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Rechtzeitig vor dem Winterende noch eine Hommage an den grössten Komiker der Neuzeit, der sich aber für einen Politiker hält.

Translation:
Right to the end of this Winter, here's a homage to the greatest Comedian of the Modern, who still thinks he's a politician.

Chemtrails

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I love Conspiracy Theories :)

Finanz-Tsunami

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Tsunami statt Westerwelle

Endspurt

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Translation: At the End of this race, our runner appears to be Out of Energy so he maybe couldn't take the 5% barrier.

But fortunately everywhere decadent Social-Parasites lying around. "Why not use them as footboard, then they are at least of any use!", he thought.

Hartz-IV-TV

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For all non German residents...

"Hartz-IV" is our term for our social benefits, and lately lead to loads of Discussions in and around the political landscape.

Some unholy years ago TV Shows start to make Reality-TV, and meanwhile for a bit more attraction, they more and more showing the so called underclass.

It seems that a very own business for unemployed people was born, and that's the reason i dedicate them with this cartoon.

Bubbletext-Translate: "Ok, you could film at my place. I take 1,50 Euro per hour as additional expenses + 50% overtime premium"

Schuldenmonster

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English Translation:

"The Debtmonster is visiting the Euro-Zone"

Bubbletext: "Oh my God! Give us more Grwoth!"

Alternative text: "Oh my God! Let it rain money!"

Mer Losse dat Salz in Koelle

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Sorry, as a non german speaker, and especially without knowledge of cologne dialect, you couldn't really see what the title means...

Well.. Since it's carnival soon, especially with big processions along the rhine cities, and together with this the Winter weather situation hasn't changed.

I decided to rename one of the oldest carnival-slogans from Cologne.

Alternative Title: Salt for the Masses

1001 Steuersuender

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Schade irgendwie das es nur 1000 sind ;)

Bubbletext translate: "Hope my Name still isn't included!"

Rüstige Rentner

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Habe vor kurzem erst in der Onlineausgabe eines bekannten Nachrichtenmagazins entdeckt, das immer mehr Rentner ihr Gehalt mangels Rente noch mit Erwerbsarbeit aufstocken müssen.

Also ist Rente mit 67 in Zukunft vielleicht auch nur noch Sozialpolitische Makulatur von Gestern.

In ein paar Jahren werden wir mehr wissen. Das Gedankenfeuer-Team hält Sie, lieber Mitbürger- und Mitbürgerinnen darüber auf dem laufenden, solange es den Zeichenstift noch gerade halten kann :)

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Lately i read that more and more retired persons must raise their pension with additional work.

So retirement with Age of 67 in Germany, maybe isn't more than Socialpolitic Waste of paper in a near future?

In a few years we will know more. The Gedankenfeuer-Team will inform you, dear fellow citizen, as long we are able to hold the pen straight ahead. :)

Besser spät als Nie

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Aufgeschoben ist nicht aufgehoben. Was für Konsequenzen dieses Sprichwort haben kann, sehen Sie mal wieder hier in einem düsteren Daily-Terror-Zukunftsszenario.

Alternativtitel: "Mit CDU und FDP in die strahlende Zukunft". (Eignet sich übrigens auch für's nächste Wahlplakat ;) )

English-Translate:

Postponed is not Abandoned. What the bad consequences of this term could meaning, you once again see in this scary Daily-Terror-Future-Scenario.

Alternative Title: "With CDU and FDP into a gleaming future". (Will be suited for upcoming Election Posters aswell ;) )

Bubbletext-Translate: "1001 Breakdowns and now this! I couldn't agree. Until now everything just worked so fine!"

"If you don't mind dear Chancelloress, me and my Party would now recommend the exit from the nuclear exit afterwards."

Boot Me

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Wird diese Illustration womöglich der neueste Schrei auf der Computer Entertainment Show 2030 ?

Der Begriff Modulares Lernen bekäme hier sicherlich eine ganz neue Bedeutung :)

English Translate:

Will this illustration be the most hyped invention of Computer Entertainment Show 2030 ?

However in this example, the concept Modular Learning becomes a completely new meaning :)